Tuesday, November 9, 2010


I am a Canadian, but politics from the states are always fun to watch. Anyhow, I would consider myself a liberal if I had to. But a lot of flim flam gets said about Republicans because they are retarded, I dont think thats completely fair. Ignorance is not restricted only to the right end of Politics.

I know this is a pretty shitty post, but I hope you enjoy this .gif!

Monday, November 1, 2010

musics that is unbelievable good and really amazing

Sorry for the lack of posts, I have been very busy!

So this article is pretty much a showcase how music is being revolutionized by the striking talent of today's youth. Also, to verify the level of sophistication and quality that is beginning to reflect itself in modern music, thanks to corporations and the learned people who enjoy it.

This adorable little hooligan has swagger to spare, u mad he has so much talent?

One groovy tune. Look, you dont have to watch the entire video but go to 2:55. Hard as fuck.

Ill veer away from my usual sarcastic approach to what is bad. But this is a perfect example of what is wrong with people these days, and ill address it seriously because people actually like this. Therefore, I will legitimately critique this 'song'.

First off, any child can do what Willow Smith is doing. But any child isn't Will fucking Smith's Daughter. It seems that talent is almost too hard to find, and hasn't been necessary for quite a few years now. This is more product then music. Popularity is not determined by talent anymore, popularity is now manufactured carefully by a team of experienced businessmen and producers. No one should get artistic credit of any sort for repeating 'I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH' and being will smith's daughter. Upon further review, none of this technically even rhymes, unless you consider repeating the last word of a previous line.


If you like music that fits this description, chances are you're retarded and I hate you.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

This Post is Dildos

Some interesting encounters regarding dildos (dildi?).

First up, this drunk man (armed with a pink dildo) jabs a police officer. After our hero is cuffed he is forced to use his last resort. He grabs the dildo using his mouth to finish the police officer off but his attempts are foiled.

Its not everyday you get your teeth knocked out by a giant double-ended dildo in a dildo attack.

Also, an illegal dildo ring gets busted.

      Thoughts, gentlemen?

Thursday, October 21, 2010


I dont understand a lot of the comments, he seems like a pretty cool guy. He seems like the type of person I usually associate with as well, and I wouldn't mind being friends with this particular individual. Seems like he carries himself very well, on top of that he seems very fashionable.

I am more then envious of his artisan quality conversational skills with women.

Clearly his musical inventiveness and intellectual comprehension is misunderstood by the appointed and established 'professionals'. Could it be that Chazz is the modern day Picasso of music?

Chazz is clearly a very humble character reminiscing us of his beloved locality. His cunning and mannerisms knows no bounds as he carefully explains his incomparable approach to women with his heightened vocabulary.

Please comment, let me know what you guys think of this gentleman. 

Monday, October 18, 2010

Terrible Movie Review: The Expendables

Saw this movie when I was working on a movie set down in Seattle, probably one of the worst movies I have seen in awhile. Granted it was fun to watch with a group of movie enthusiasts while in an empty theater, I would almost say it was worth paying for.



"I would have payed you twice as much.... to go fishing"

I could not find one of my favourite scenes from the movie. Anyway, in this scene Stallone is chasing down the villain who is making his way to a helicopter in the middle of a fucking warzone with his love interest. He picks up a torpedo and gives it to Terry Crews (the huge black guy with the shotgun),

Terry: what do you want me to do with it?
Stallone: throw it as far as you can!

Terry throws the torpedo directly at the helicopter from half a mile away, and Stallone empties 2 clips from his pistol on it while it is fucking airborne, and of course it explodes right over the helicopter foiling the villain's escape. Makes perfect sense to me.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Sesame Street: Smell like a Monster

I am almost 20, and I still love sesame street. Thoughts gentlemen?